“Fellas, sometimes you gotta get shorter to go longer—just ask Tom Cruise on an apple‑box.”
— Chuck Slicer, 98‑octane golf philosopher
1. The Lengthy Lie We’ve All Been Sold
Somehow the stock driver you grabbed off the rack is 45.75‑46 inches long—nearly 1½ inches longer than what the pros use (Tour average ≈ 44.5″). MyGolfSpy
Why do we, the mere mortals, think we can swing a selfie‑stick and find the sweet spot more often than Rory? Spoiler: we can’t.
2. Chuck’s Totally Legit Science Experiment™
I hacked two identical big dogs:
| Club | Shaft Length | Average Total Distance | Fairway Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| “Supersized” | 45.75″ | 247.65 yd | “Somewhere in the fescue” |
| “Diet Stick” | 43.75″ | 247.15 yd (‑0.5 yd) | +28 % fairways hit |
Distance loss? Half a yard. Accuracy gain? Almost a third more fairways. Practical Golf · Practical-Golf.com
Translation: shorter shaft = center‑face contact + fewer walks of shame into the mulch.
3. Side‑Effects Observed in the Wild
- Swing‑Speed Shrinkage: a whopping ‑1 mph (my backswing yawned).
- Confidence Surge: like tightening your belt after Thanksgiving—everything suddenly feels controlled.
- Trash‑Talk Bonus: telling your buddies, “Yeah, I’m shorter… AND straighter,” never gets old.
4. Chuck’s 3‑Step “Short‑N‑Sweet” Plan
- Trim Smart, Not Savage
- Lop off 1 inch first; re‑swing. If your driver suddenly behaves, stop there.
- Add Weight or Grip Down
- Cutting changes swing‑weight. A couple grams of lead tape behind the clubface keeps the feels silky.
- Test Like a Mad Scientist
- Hit 10 balls each, track dispersion. If your shot pattern shrinks from shotgun blast to laser pointer—congrats, you’ve hacked golf.
5. But Chuck, Will I Lose Yardage?
Not if you hit the center. MyGolfSpy’s lab rats lost only 1.4 yards of carry on average after chopping two inches, and several testers actually gained distance thanks to better smash factor. Practical Golf · Practical-Golf.comMyGolfSpy
Half a yard is literally the difference between oops, divot and oh baby, stripe show.
6. Final Verdict
Shorter driver shafts are the dad‑bod of equipment changes: maybe not glamorous, but irresistibly effective. Give up an inch or two, gain a pile of fairways, and watch your buddies weep over their out‑of‑bounds reloads.
Swing easy, swing shorter, and remember—size only matters if you can control it.


